Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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