sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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