if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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