I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Couch. On fire.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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