eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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