You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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