apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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