No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
The feeling are messing with the penis
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Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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