I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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