I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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