he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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