she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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