they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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