They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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