She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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