is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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