at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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