are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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