dude i'm inner monologue high
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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