Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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