come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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