: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Buhtt sex?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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