I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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