even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Randomize
