Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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