U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
