this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
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We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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