Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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