After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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