Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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