This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
