there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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