i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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