It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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