I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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