A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
this must be what syphilis tastes like
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Enjoy the penises
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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