just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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