I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
love makes seman taste better
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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