Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Randomize
