Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Randomize
