Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
too bad you live with your parents still
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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