I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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