is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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