at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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