You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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