just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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