wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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