what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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