Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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