I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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