Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
You left your phone here
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