he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i out mim tonsoeep
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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