So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Life is so much better after having sex.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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