Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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