There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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