Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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